Once upon a time, Hansel, Gretel, and their younger brother Hans were playing kickball in the back yard. Gretel, being overly powerful, kicked the ball far too hard and it was lost in the woods. “Gretel, you did it again! Now we won’t get a new one for a year thanks to our so-called parents!” said Hansel. That night, the kids told their stepmom and dad, who just scolded them and yelled at them to go up to their rooms. “Well that was no surprise, what now?” said Hansel. “Maybe we should run away, that’ll show ‘em!”. Hansel and Gretel sat down and proceeded to make an intricate plan to not only run away, but to piss the hell out of their parents at the same time. NEXT