It was a typical day, slaving away around the house when outside I saw a lovely woman with an incredible aura around her. She said today was my lucky day and that I was going to be able to have everything that I ever dreamed of. I asked her if I was going to get my dream porch, but she laughed and told me not to take it too far. She ended up dressing me in a beautiful black Versace gown and gold manolo blahnik heels, with my hair flowing like a princess. She led me to a wild party and said to let loose until midnight, where she'd pick me up in a pimped out Escalade.