Once upon a time? Happily ever after? Ha! Those fable-tellers think they know the real story. You want the REAL scoop? Listen up.

I'm Cheshire Huntington Wellington the III, Cindy's feline companion and confident. If anyone knows the REAL story, it's me. After all, I was her best friend. I saw and heard everything those storytellers don't want you to know.

Born Anastacia Franchesca Natalia Colon, Cinderella despised the nickname that had been bestowed upon her from her cleaning the cinders in the fireplace. Nonetheless, she shortened her name to a more likeable name, Cindy, which only close friends such as myself called her.