As I made my entrance, I thought I was going to puke because they played that god-awful music that they insist on playing every single time I ever make an appearance.

All of the girls in there were okay, some were pretty hot, but they were all too serious for me. Just as I thought I was going home alone for the night, in walks the hottest, craziest, easiest, looking girl in the whole place. I couldn't take my eyes off of her.

Other girls were trying to distract me, but I ignored them and went to approach her. Maybe I was too drunk to notice that she looked like she just walked off the streets, but I was drunk enough to think she was the prettiest girl I had ever seen.