And well, they lived happily in the castle... for a week. No ever after here! Cindy got him for every penny he had. Shoulda signed a pre-nup Princey! Poor guy didn't stand a chance.

As soon as the divorce was finalized, Cindy picked up her beloved Piano Man in her Cadillac of carriages. Off they headed into the sunset to a beautiful countryside estate that Cindy managed to scoop up during the divorce.

And there ladies and gents is where Cindy lived happily ever after.

The end.