My name is Cinderella, and I love playing in mud and talking to animals. Preferably wild beasts. The beasts talk back to me in high-pitched puppy bark noises and I know the language cause I was taught it last year. I grew up with 2 stepsisters and a step mom. They are all crack whores. Well, actually I am a crack whore too. I learned from them.


I was working at a piano bar a while ago. It was a spontaneous thing and lasted for about a month. I fell in love with the piano guy at least that's what the pink elephant told me while I was rolling on Ecstasy. It didn't turn out very well between him and I. But, whatever, the blue elephant told me that my stepsister gave him a bad pill by accident and it turned out better in my favor.